Saturday, April 18, 2009

Postare Pascala

Acest post de pe blog este un post de Pasti (deci un post Pascal). Este acel post care prezice o boschetareala de Pasti (deci o boschetareala Pascala). O gramada de crestini se duc sa se plictiseasca in jurul unei biserici, pentru a-si umple un borcan, sau o sticluta, sau o cutiuta in care o data au fost nsite scobitori amarate, cu niste pitã udã, de obicei combinata cu un vin alb (care semnifica SANGELE. (Ce, tu nu ai sange alb?)). (Vorba lu' Natalia. Daca in loc de a merge la biserica, fiecare ar planta cate o floare... hm, de cand atata ecologie pe capu' meu?)

In acelasi timp, pe cand roiuri de incuiati se apropie temeinic de popã, o mica gramada de nebuni cauta locuri cat mai interesante de a se stabili, de a-si propti PET-urile de bere, si de a incepe sa râdã de aceste gramezi de roiuri.

Ei iau lumina, in sensul ca iau foc sfant pe care uneori il duc cu atentie pana acasa. Si noi putem zice ca luam lumina, acest lucru se poate demonstra prin sclipirea din ochi. Si in cele mai multe cazuri, cu ea ne ducem si acasa.

Pastetzi fericiti (puteti paste multe lucruri; pitã cu vin, lumânãri, vin, bere, ohoo...). We know you like it.

17 comments:

  1. ba, esti insecta, se pare, daca ai sânje alb ... tre' sa-ti imprumut ochelarii mei de musca and you're all set.

    boschetareala faina! :D

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  2. well, sa stii ca nu este gresit sa zici sange alb, caci vechii greci au botezat astfel limfa care nu are hematii(no astea dau culoarea rosie).

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  3. e doar pe jumate corect, fiindca sangele e de fapt compus din plasma si globule (albe si rosii).
    deci ... chr, esti pe jumate om, sau cum? :P
    sau nu esti om deloc? :O

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  4. You fail @ interpretation. Ideea-i ca acele chestii ce le iei din biserica sunt facute cu vin alb. Mie mi s-a parut un pic ciudat.

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    //pascal is great!!!
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  6. Dragalasul meu, tot asa cum icoana nu tre' sa semene cu Jesus, ca oricum nu are nimeni idee cum arata individu', nici vinul nu tre' sa semene cu sangele, pentru ca e doar un simbol. Putea sa fie si suc de mere, dar parca nu mai era la fel de dramatic..... Si nu te baga in simboluri, ca nici cifra 3 nu seamana cu o multime de trei obiecte, si nici cuvantul "casa" nu arata a edificiu......same exact shit.Iar religia face bine, pentru ca da un set de reguli si un scop unui grup destul de mare de oi proaste, care altfel ar face ce le trece pe sub lana din cap. Nu toti au nevoie de religie, dar fara ea nu ai avea cum sa controlezi prostimea.

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  7. Evident, Andreea. Nici nu am zis nimic sa contrazica ce spui tu. Scopul acestui post a fost sa arate punctul nostru de vedere asupra zilei de inviere :)

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  8. This gives a new meaning to "Postul Pastelui"

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