Blood on ze wallz

Scuze pentru postul anterior, dar s-a pus un zombie la calculator. Don't worry, a fost neutralizat. Pe altadata!

BRAAINZ!!!

BRAAINZ!! BRAAIN! I HUNGER!  MORE, MORE, MORE!! COME TO DADDY, YOU LITTLE BRAAAAAINY BAASTARDZ!!!!!!11111

I AM HAAAALF-ZOMBIE AND HAAA. TR--ZZZ-WTF-LOL-BBQ-JESUS CHRIST WHO IS INTERFERING WITH MY SIGNALZ?

BRAAAA..BRAAAINZ!! I HUNGER, ME THIRSTY, THY BRAIN SHALT HELP ME RELEASE THE SUFFERINGZ; 223-2; 69; 81 (81 IZ SQUARE B00... .. R00TIEZ!!!)

I AM A COLLECTOR OF YOUR POWER, ALL YOUR BRAAAAAAINZ ARE BELONG TO US! TU NE PEUX PAS SA INTERVII IN ACEASTA MARE TINDERE SPRE BRAAAINZ!! WHERE ARE THE BRAAAAINZ?

BRAAAAIN BRAAAAAAIN!! THE YOUNG AND THE HELPLESS... MWHA, BRAIN, BRAINIEZ, B00BZ, BRAIN, SEARCH, KILL, TEAR, RIP YOUR SKULLZ, ALL 5 OF ZEM! FOR I AM IN NEED OF THY BRAINZ, FOOD, FOOD FOOD FOOD FOOOO!

SHITEZ, I AM SICK OF THIS LONG BORING LONGING! VAZDUUUUH!! (OOPS, AIA ERA MELODIA) DARLI DARLI DARLI DARLI BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH, ZOMBIE, BOMZIE, JEAN-LUC PICARD SHALL EAT YOUR BRAINZ, YOUR USELESS BRAINZ, SHINY BRAINZ, SO SHINY AND SO PINK AND SO TASTY!

VT67UYHIO[zgomot de cadere de pe scaun]

Continutul acestui post poate fi vazut doar de oameni destepti.

It's going DOWN.

De catva timp, dupa cum ar trebui sa stiti cu totii, sunt traumatizat de inutilitatea blogurilor, de efectul pe care il au asupra societatii (adica lol). Zilele astea tot citeam diverse bloage ca al lui joey, si am vazut si pe multe altele - sunt uimit, nu inteleg de ce atatea "Leapsa de intrebari". Joey a zis ca imi paseaza mie "leapsa" la ultimul. Momentan sunt confuz; sa fac si eu chestii de-astea imorale? Hm, sounds funny.

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Am decis (dupa cum probabil vedeti). Dar nu voi folosi un post separat pentru o chestie de genul, because i consider it a waste of posts. Dar cum oricum nu am ce face...

P.S. Vulturii pasivi or inceput sa dispara incet incet. Daca ieri erau aproximativ 69, azi au ramas doar 50. Sper ca nu au pleact din motivul unui ritual de imperechere. Nu de-alta dar totusi, stiu rata lor de inmultire, as putea fi invadat in orice moment.

Oricum, sunt pregatit pentru asta. In cateva zile, vor suferi; niciodata nu au constientizat pe cine incearca sa atace!

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Na ca am facut si asta. Muha, haha, hihi, treispe, cucuvele, Vulturi pasivi, PINGUINI!

If I were a month, I would be June, o'rly.
If I were a day of the week, I would be Sunday.
If I were a time of day, I would be "Night...Eternal".
If I were a sea animal, I would be a Penguin!
If I were a direction, I would be nowhere!
If I were a virtue, I would be honesty.
If I were a historical figure I would be Luke Skywalker .
If I were a planet, I would be Manaan.
If I were a liquid, I would be Absinthe.
If I were a stone, I would crush your head.
If I were a bird, I would be an Eagle.
If I were a flower/plant, I would be Darlingtonia.
If I were a kind of weather, I would be a warm night. 
If I were a musical instrument, I would be a harp.
If I were an emotion, I would be angry.
If I were a sound, I would be the note B/Si (minor!).
If I were an element, I would be Cesium, lol.
If I were a song, I would be Tesarul de Lumini.
If I were a movie... or better not.
If I were a tv-series, I would be something Sci-Fi.
If I were a book, nobody would read me.
If I were a fictional character, I would be Jesus!
If I were a food, I would be poisonous.
If I were a city, I would be Atlantis (from SGA).
// If I were a taste, I would [insert coin].
If I were a scent, I would be  
If I were a colour, I would be Black (METAL!).
If I were a fabric, I would be silk (si eu, joey!) 
If I were a word, I would be "HABNGA!" 
If I were a body part, I would be BRAINZ!!! 
If I were a facial expression, I'd be this:  
If I were a subject in school, I'd be Quantum Physics! 
If I were a cartoon character, I would be Dr. Farnsworth.
If I were a shape, I would be Brownian Motion
If I were a number, I would be 69, for obvious reasons.
If I were a car, I would be a Trabant
If I were an item of clothing... you don't wanna know.

Depasivizare

E frig.

Linistea cutremuratoare este anulata de un sunet prelung de fluier + o chitara blackeroasa pe fundal. Nimic nu se poate distinge cand ma uit pe fereastra. Se pot observa forme sterse de nori, stapanite de o lumina verde - un verde inchis, agresiv, parca asteptand un fulger in aceeasi nuanta.

Vulturii pasivi inca nu au plecat. S-au strans in plopul din fata ferestrei, murmurand un zgomot verde, adormitor. Dar acum stiu. Da, stiu exact de ce or venit; stiu exact factorul care ii tine in acest loc, le simt tanjeala inflacarata - dar oare o pot opri? Voi putea alunga umbrele care ii posedeaza, demonii verzi care le invadeaza trupurile nevinovate?

Music: Marțolea - Caii lui SânToader [weird song] [link spre myspaceu lui].

lolcode

In ultimu' timp, mi-am pierdut cateva ore cu site-ul www.lolcode.com! O metoda interesanta de a pierde timpul pentru diversi programatori care vor sa vada cat de departe poate ajunge plictiseala omului, incat unii chiar fac programe in acel limbaj!

HAI
CAN HAS STDIO?
IM IN YR LOOP UPPIN YR VAR TIL BOTHSAEM VAR AN 10
  VISIBLE SUM OF VAR AN 1
IM OUTTA YR LOOP
KTHXBYE

Sa vedeti cand ma plictisesc eu si incep sa creez Pingucode.

Spatziu' meu

Deci, asta este Profilul meu de myspace. Curios si eu de niste pareri, cat de cretine vi se par aceste umile melodii (imaginati-va ca vor avea pana si voce!). Si vreau doar pareri obiective, din partea a diversi oameni; nu am nevoie de pareri false de "vai, ce tare suna!". Am nevoie de o critica mai obiectiva, sa stiu incotro sa ma indrept.

Probabil daca chiar nu exista oameni dispusi sa cante asa ceva, o sa trec la stadiul de one man band :) Ca doar n-as fi primul, dupa o serie destul de lunga de one man bands cu muzica foarte buna.

Ploua...

Vulturii plesuvi pasivi horcaie interminabil in plopul din fata geamului meu. Nici o metoda de alungare nu a functinoat, desi am incercat nenumarate cursuri de actiune. Zgomotul lor insuportabil mi se prelinge pe timpanele mele obosite, si sansele de a triumfa peste aceste marete vietuitoare se diminueaza, pana ating infinita limita de "0".

Am incercat, chiar am incercat. Nu au avut nici o reactie cand am inceput sa trag dupa ei cu RAILGUN-ul. Nici black metal-ul care urla din a mea camera nu i-a miscat catusi de putin.

Mama a aruncat dupa ei cu ouã, rosii, castraveti. Am chemat pana si Maestrul Pinguin sa ma lumineze, deoarece el a mai avut probleme cu vulturii dar nici el nu a reusit sa le dea de cap.

 Ar trebui sa incerc sa ii fortez sa asculte Britney Spears, aia sigur i-ar alunga. Ar fi o idee foarte buna, dar radiatiile emanate de acea muzica mi-ar umple camera de unde nedorite, care ar putea dauna instrumentelor mele de comunicare cu viezurele Eftimie.

Totusi, ploua.

Astept idei, trebuie sa scap de acesti vulturi pasivi.